Dear CLIP Caramulo Students (2)

Now take some time off ….. to laugh!

1. A history joke
Father: Why aren't you doing very well in history?
Son: Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

2.
Son: I can't go to school today.
Father: Why not?
Son: I don't feel well.
Father: Where don't you feel well?
Son: At school!

3. An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Pupil: I lost it fighting a kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school.

4. A math joke
Teacher: How much is half of 8?
Pupil: Up and down or across?
Teacher: What do you mean, up and down or across?
Pupil: Well, up and down makes two 3 or across the middle makes two 0!

5. A history joke
Teacher: Who succeeded the first king of Portugal?
Pupil: The second one!

6. A math joke
Teacher: Are you good at math?
Pupil: Yes and no.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math!

7.
Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?
Pupil: Because it has four eyes [iiii] and can't see!

8. Bad timing for an excuse
Teacher: Why were you late?
Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.
Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!